My capacity to love music is only matched by my capacity to hate. There are some songs that drive me to unnecessary wrath and I feel my blood pressure and schlock-rage boil. These songs are often heard at shitty grocery stores and restaurants that play what they perceive as inoffensive adult contemporary music. This music offends my ears and my soul on a primal level. It’s uninspired, contrived and fake…much like Cher’s face. This song makes me want to drive to all of the houses of Cher’s crazy cat lady-fan hags and garrote all of their kittens causing a whaling scream of choking felines that would scrub the sound of Cher from my ears. Every thing is offensively fake about this song from the underwhelmingly uninspired lyrics to the formulaic electronic diarrhea of music to the shit autotuning of her voice because the bitch just can’t sing anymore. GODS I FUCKING HATE THIS SONG!!!!!
Day 01. Your favorite Song: PANTERA – MOUTH FOR WAR
Day 02. Your least favorite song: CHER – BELIEVE
Day 03. A song that makes you happy
Day 04. A song that makes you sad
Day 05. A song that reminds you of someone
Day 06. A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 07. A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 08. A song that you know all the words to
Day 09. A song that you can dance to
Day 10. A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 11. A song from your favorite band
Day 12. A song from a band you hate
Day 13. A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 14. A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 15. A song that describes you
Day 16. A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 17. A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 18. A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19. A song from your favorite album
Day 20. A song that you listen to when you’re angry
Day 21. A song that you listen to when you’re happy
Day 22. A song that you listen to when you’re sad
Day 23. A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 24. A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 25. A song that makes you laugh
Day 26. A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27. A song that you wish you could play
Day 28. A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29. A song from your childhood
Day 30. Your favorite song at this time last year
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