I’d like to say that the recent lack of posts was a clever expression of solidarity towards protesting SOPA, PIPA and maybe even the takedown of MegaUpload and the arrest of Kim Dotcom. But the truth is that work, personal and family issues have ground me to a halt and I have nothing to post.

Maybe later.

Hump Day Deep Thought

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence. – Henry Adams

DIE ELDRITCH ABOMINATION!!!!


WHO’S LAUGHING NOW SHROOM OF DOOM!!!???? As you sizzle and fry in the buttery garlic of your DEMISE!!!!!

Has the PURITY of the EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL seeped into your HELL TAINTED SPOORS!!????

AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHH!!! It is I who am YOUR NIGHTMARE NOW!!!!

Did you ever envision yourself marinated and cooked by the very mere mortal who you sought to possess?

Spread over rice in a sauce of your own cooked seepage to be devoured by such a weak being?

The urge to devour you is all consuming, my torment soon to be avenged as I wantonly devour your every cap and gill!

But was this your plan all along? As I digest I sense a foreboding that something UNNATURAL has occurred.  

Yes, from the corner of the kitchen where I thought I slew you, where you still lurk behind a misty screen of plastic…. I hear the fainest of mocking….

 

 

“WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?”

 

Monday Movie: The Code

The Code – watch more funny videos

THE PATH IS CLEAR!!!!

It’s mockery has lead me to my only choice. A year ago, nay, even a month ago I’d say that the idea lacked even an ounce of decent sanity, but these last few nights, with it’s horrifying taunting as I lay sleepless, yes, the only answer, the only truly sane conclusion is…

…before it eats me

…I must eat IT!!!!

Expensive Toy…

My old Droid 1 was showing it’s age. While it mostly worked it wasn’t able to keep up, the BlueTooth crapped out, the factory battery didn’t hold much of a charge (but the hi-cap replacement rocked) and the phone as a whole only worked well if I was running a stripped down ROM (anyone who still has a rooted Droid 1 I highly recommend the SKNBitten ROM, not sure if it works on other models). With holiday money burning a hole in my bank account I decided it was time to upgrade.

I was originally looking at the new Galaxy Nexus as that would’ve seemed to be the be-all-end-all phone (until Spring anyway) but the lack of a removable SD card and battery were not ideal and adding the fact that Verizon was loading it with their usual bloatware made it a deal breaker. So, will full understanding that I was getting something loaded with a whole crapload of shit I didn’t want I went for the HTC Rezound (after swearing to never get another Motorola).

There were a few things about the phone I figured I’d hate and a few things I figured I’d love, hoping that the overall asskickability of the device would win out, figuring that I could find some way around the shit I didn’t like. I knew I’d love the screen, the processing power, the immense space provided from an internal 16 gigs of storage plus the 32 gig card and just the over all flashy upgradyness.

I figured all I would truly hate would be HTC’s Sense, the unthinkable bloatware, and the lack of keyboard. All but the keyboard could eventually be fixed with a rooting and maybe a new ROM down the road. I was also very skeptical about the Beats Audio (as an audiophile douchebag). As it turns out, I don’t really hate Sense, I took out the bloatware with a quick temp rood and flush with CleanTOOL (I’ll perm root after ICS comes out) and the size of the screen is easy to text on with my sausage like fingers.

Beats seems like an overhyped, nonadjustable EQ setting. I compared some tunes between the standard setting and then with Beats enabled and it sounded louder and well equalized. I did a side by side with my iPod and the phone, even without Beats was adequate enough to be a replacement for the iPod down the road in my never ending quest to rid myself of iTunes. I also played music through PowerAMP which has an actual, adjustable EQ (with enough settings to make pure shite out of your music) which sounded just as good as the standard player with Beats if not better. PowerAMP also allows the playback of FLAC which gives it another notch against my iPod. I’ve been looking for a FLAC player since my old RockBoxed iPod burned out. The Dr. Dre Beats headphones were nice, but they don’t stay in my ears well and I actually like the Sennheiser ones I spent 1/3 of the Beats listed price on better. I would have preferred a discount on the phone with no hyped up headphones.

Overall I love the phone, the display rises well above anything else on the market with it’s 1280×720 screen, it’s fast as hell with it’s dual core goodness and it has just about every feature I want.  There are a couple of little things in Sense I don’t like, but they’re not that big of an issue. I fixed the ones I could and I could fix the rest with a new ROM or it might all fix itself when ICS hits.

Lastly, some of the knocks this phone was getting in the reviews were just fucking stupid. “The Nexus and RAZR are better because they’re an asshair thinner and the Rezound weight almost an ounce more, that makes it buly and unwieldy”. No….not really. I’m betting that unwieldy bulk will run better, faster, longer than any cheap, superthin crap that Motorola sells.

PLUS….it’s red and black…so, there.

Random Found

It GROWS!!!!!

It was in a small, mysterious box….looking strange and otherworldly…but who would have believed that such life would grow from it…so quickly from its tiny sporesso ancient and primordial!My GODS! THEY’RE TAKING OVER!!!! I may have one hope…only one small hope….pray for me….

Hump Day Deep Thought

Fate is not an eagle, it creeps like a rat. – Elizabeth Bowen

DOOMSHROOM!!!!

What is this horror growing in my kitchen!?

The day had come again, when as a child
I saw—just once—that hollow of old oaks,
Grey with a ground-mist that enfolds and chokes
The slinking shapes which madness has defiled.
It was the same—an herbage rank and wild
Clings round an altar whose carved sign invokes
That Nameless One to whom a thousand smokes
Rose, aeons gone, from unclean towers up-piled.

I saw the body spread on that dank stone,
And knew those things which feasted were not men;
I knew this strange, grey world was not my own,
But Yuggoth, past the starry voids—and then
The body shrieked at me with a dead cry,
And all too late I knew that it was I!

H.P. Lovecraft – The Fungi Of Shuggoth: IV Recognition

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